I have made a startling revelation these past few days. I had noticed something odd about the males in Korea but could not decisively pinpoint what it was about them that struck me as strange. Was it the almost homosexual behavior (arms around the shoulders of close friends, the high pitch screeches and laughs, the openness with fondling my keychain while it hangs by my front belt loop, or even the rubbing of my arm hair anytime it draws close to them). But that was not it. I immediately stowed myself away in my laboratory to begin research.
I studied live specimens and took samples and finally made an amazing discovery. An entire species that heavily lacks a “cool” gene. The gene is so rare, in fact, that one could almost believe it extinct. The “cool” gene (otherwise known as the Fonzarelli gene or the big, mean, McQueen gene) is a simple combination--really just an adenine in the correct place provides the correct response and adds that natural “cool” that has driven so many people to fame (cary grant, jude law, johnny depp). This gene allows for the owner to hold an abundance of coolness in the brain and even secrete it in their glands--often forcing them to ooze coolness. However, in Korea, with a lack of this gene, and the addition of a new anomaly gene which shall now be referred to as the “spaz” gene, the men here are in a very dire situation. The disease is known as spaz and these men are spazes. 
They will randomly burst or “spaz” out into uncontrollable high pitched laughter or “girly giggling” and, while they will present themselves very formally--the formality will only make them seem all the more feminine and only works to make the “spaz” outs seem that much more extreme. I don’t know what can be done about these spazes but I do hope to be one of the driving forces behind finding a cure one day.
