for the random ones

I don't like to litter...but I also don't like to walk very far for a trash can.

I think hippies should be drafted first. Because come on...that's funny.

I wish life could be edited by html...but I'd probably still be too lazy to learn how to use it.

I wish alcohol had no negative side effects and was as acceptable as it was in the 50s...stupid cancer...ruins everything awesome.

Dogs most likely came from one common ancestor and now, due to our careful breeding, we have over 150. Makes you wonder how people would look if we carefully bred ourselves. Birth control for everyone and carefully selected breeding to produce the most beneficial offspring. I'm down.

Speaking of that...when I was reading Brave New World they said that they would condition the children of the different castes from day one to enjoy the job they will have...I think that is not a bad idea.